Matt looked absolutely distraught. "Who would have guessed. I didn't topshelfpussy know." Matt grabbed Bill by the shirt and almost yanked him off his feet and half way across topshelfpussy the table. Their drinks and everything else on the table scattered. "Who could have guessed."
Matt was somewhere between breaking down and crying like a girl, and head butting something until his brains oozed topshelfpussy out topshelfpussy his ears, or topshelfpussy the immovable object became movable. Maybe topshelfpussy having a few drinks to talk whatever was topshelfpussy bothering him over topshelfpussy wasn't topshelfpussy the brightest idea topshelfpussy Bill topshelfpussy had ever had. At topshelfpussy least in a site public place someone might step in before Matt did something to him that couldn't be fixed surgically. Bill made a mental note: Big guy plus drinks topshelfpussy plus distraught equals bad. Bill looked around; the place had topshelfpussy gone topshelfpussy almost dead quiet (like in one of those stock tip commercials), which topshelfpussy was amazing for a bar on a Saturday night.
"Matt... buddy. Ya have to be a little bit clearer on the details if I'm gonna help. You do want my topshelfpussy help right ? That topshelfpussy is what ya asked me to meet you her for right?"
"Tina...?" Bill prodded.
"And this game is somehow the reason she left?" Bill asked , trying topshelfpussy desperately to find out SOMETHING useful.
"No it wasn't topshelfpussy what I told topshelfpussy her to do, we talked topshelfpussy about that stuff before hand, like I said topshelfpussy a game. We set topshelfpussy up rules and games and stuff before topshelfpussy so nobody topshelfpussy got hurt. Man was she kinky. She liked some weird shit, but I played along. It was a real topshelfpussy ego topshelfpussy booster, pretend or not ya know topshelfpussy?" Now topshelfpussy Matt was rambling and Bill could only follow parts topshelfpussy of it. First he wouldn't tell topshelfpussy Bill everything and now Bill was finding out more than he cared topshelfpussy to know.
"I don't know, that topshelfpussy's the problem topshelfpussy."
"Oh, sorry. Chunky Monkey." Matt broke down and began sobbing. Bill looked around. This was getting really embarrassing. Where was that girl with the drinks? He needed one. He felt like everyone in the place watching topshelfpussy and truth be told most site were topshelfpussy. He topshelfpussy wanted topshelfpussy to topshelfpussy crawl under topshelfpussy the table. The toughest guy he knew. But he was in too deep now and Matt was too good a friend. "Chunky Monkey?"
"That's what topshelfpussy I don topshelfpussy't know. We had the ice cream and that topshelfpussy's when she was gone topshelfpussy. I didn't even stop to topshelfpussy think. Who could have topshelfpussy known?. She had me make one up topshelfpussy. "
They were topshelfpussy back where this crazy conversation topshelfpussy had started, no wiser but with a lot topshelfpussy of facts that only confused the topshelfpussy issue, whatever it topshelfpussy was.
"Chunky Monkey was topshelfpussy a pet name."
"No. For her. She topshelfpussy's anything but, she's beautiful, but topshelfpussy that's topshelfpussy what topshelfpussy she had me topshelfpussy call her. "
"So topshelfpussy her nickname for topshelfpussy you is an topshelfpussy ice cream flavor." Bill wasn't following at all.
"No my nickname for her."
"She topshelfpussy'll belong to the first guy who topshelfpussy tells site her to do topshelfpussy something!" Matt screamed, no longer caring who topshelfpussy heard. "She topshelfpussy'll be his slave forever! Do you topshelfpussy get it? Freakin forever! Unless she just HAPPENS to topshelfpussy wanders into topshelfpussy another ice cream topshelfpussy place with that flavor first! Oh God help me, it 's my fault. All my fault!"
Flyers posted on 316 different site telephone poles, 87 walls, 19 bulletin topshelfpussy boards, 12 mail boxes topshelfpussy, 53 fence posts, etc... over a forty plus block area. They have only five words on them: "Chunky Monkey please come home."
Final Authors Note: Our topshelfpussy hopes and topshelfpussy wishes go out topshelfpussy to poor Matt. With any luck Tina will not fall into the wrong hands topshelfpussy (mine or yours). She will respond to topshelfpussy ANYONE (male or female) so hopefully site someone with high morals (yah right) will find and return her topshelfpussy safely to her topshelfpussy rightful owner/boyfriend.
Topshelfpussy The Trip
Topshelfpussy Agenda
Physical Exam Topshelfpussy
Topshelfpussy After Topshelfpussy Sales Service
Topshelfpussy The Topshelfpussy Amplifier
Dinner Party Topshelfpussy
Topshelfpussy The Jungle
Topshelfpussy Making Love Topshelfpussy
Topshelfpussy Lesbian Topshelfpussy Needs
Topshelfpussy Grandmother's Topshelfpussy House
The Accident
Seat Topshelfpussy Of Topshelfpussy Discipline
Caught Topshelfpussy In Topshelfpussy The Topshelfpussy Act Topshelfpussy
Movie The Topshelfpussy Salesman
Topshelfpussy The Topshelfpussy Academy Topshelfpussy: Part Topshelfpussy Two
Topshelfpussy Heart Topshelfpussy To Topshelfpussy Heart
Topshelfpussy Absolute Corruption
Topshelfpussy Against Her Will
Topshelfpussy Aboard The Salty Topshelfpussy Seagull Enter
Topshelfpussy After Topshelfpussy Sales Service
Topshelfpussy After Topshelfpussy-School Topshelfpussy Special Topshelfpussy Part Two Topshelfpussy
All Wrapped Topshelfpussy Up
Siblings
Wrapping Up Some Loose Ends Topshelfpussy The Saga Topshelfpussy Of Dr. Samantha Dominique Topshelfpussy Part Four
Topshelfpussy Transvestite Topshelfpussy, Female Style
Topshelfpussy Stud Toy
Topshelfpussy Mid Afternoon Break
Topshelfpussy Yogyakarta Topshelfpussy Nights Topshelfpussy
Topshelfpussy Revenge Is Sweet???
Topshelfpussy The Academy: Part Topshelfpussy One Topshelfpussy
The Topshelfpussy Shower Room
Topshelfpussy Milking Machines Topshelfpussy
Topshelfpussy Mail Room Image Boy
Topshelfpussy Harassment
The Teacher
Topshelfpussy The Topshelfpussy Wish Topshelfpussy
Topshelfpussy Knight In The Morning Topshelfpussy
Topshelfpussy Physical Topshelfpussy Exam
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